Know this about me: At some point in my thirties, I swore off anything to do with a needle and thread. I wouldn't have even considered
needles and yarn. So it's really weird to me that I'm trying to learn to sew
and giving knitting a try. Anyway, back then, any time I tried to sew anything, I'd put the needle through the fabric and it would knot immediately on one side or both.
Sewing = frustration.
In the past few years though, I've softened toward creating. This past fall, we bought a sewing machine. In March, I took it out of the box, and I made a pillow. I invested in a few patterns from
Little Lizard King, a children's dress designer, but I've yet to sew any dresses. (After ordering from her etsy shop, she and I exchanged a few emails. She is delightful and encouraging.) This spring, she created a tote bag pattern. When she posted on facebook about needing people of different skill levels to give the pattern a try, I jokingly said, "Could someone with
no skill level do it?" She thought I'd be perfect to try it out. Gulp.
Too much time has passed since she sent the pattern, a stressful time I now refer to as the end of the school year and "sick June." I felt horrible for not giving it a go yet, so on Saturday when Brad was out showing houses, I got all the supplies together and got going. Or so I thought...
The machine kept jamming. I swear, it's not the sewing that freaks me out, it's that infernal machine! I threaded and rethreaded, and I kept coming up with this mess. (Hey, look the needle goes through the fabric and instantly knots up...)
I gave up after an hour of trying to figure out what was wrong. Last night I had another crack at it. I used two different colored threads to help determine where the problem was (so logical, I can't believe I came up with it). I brought in a better light. I recalled advice I'd gotten from a sewing friend (who unfortunately lives in Paraguay) and researched tension. I read the owners manual.
It took a while but I noted my error--it had to be me, right? When threading I went
behind this silver knob instead of under the white clip. I guess you could say I followed the dotted directions and not the solid line directions. Le sigh.
Yep, that's was it. After fixing that, I sped through two seams. Both sides of the lining were sewn! Then I took the outer part of the bag and sewed the top shut! Yeah, it took me from one side to the other to figure out my boo-boo. I laughed though, and it allowed me to use this...
My vintage (circa late 60s, early 70s) seam ripper. That's right, I took home ec, but that doesn't mean I learned anything. Truth be told, my mom tried to teach me to sew even before that. I piqued at seven.
I ironed the seams open (can't tell you how I had to think about the logistics of that one), ironed flat and marked the corners, sewed them, cut the excess off, ironed my vinyl tape measure (no photo available, suffice it to say the one inch mark will never again be legible) and here's the bag in all it's inside-out glory so far:
The designer's directions are great, but the fact that it even resembles a bag is astounding to me. I'm going to save the glamor shots for when it's all done. Give me 48 hours...I will finish this tote!
*The title of this post comes directly from Brad's mouth. After he listened to all my issues and successes, this is what he said. Friday is our second fourth anniversary, and he's just now figuring this out?